Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

On Russia Day, Russia has given up its sovereignty. Following sanctioning of Moscow Exchange, the new cross-dollar exchange rate is set based on the yuan exchange rate. As a result, flow of finances into the Russian budget will be directly influenced, and soon controlled, by the Central Bank of China, which carries out its functions under the leadership of the Chinese Communist Party. Thus Russia will once again become a communist country!

In Russia, female prisoners began to ask to be sent to combat zone in Ukraine is exchange for early release. The Commissioner for Human Rights, Tatyana Moskalkova, receives requests.

Ready… steady… go , you dope fiend rooskie Olympic athletes!

What can anal toys bring to straight men?

At St Petersburg International Economic Factory, a Russian diplomat asked a woman to move to a place reserved for women to show representatives of the terrorist organization Taliban a stand dedicated to gender equality in Russia.

In May 2024, 60% of respondents said that the quality of goods that replaced Western brands that had left the Russian market was deteriorating, while in the fall of 2023 only 44% thought so.

Hurray, tovarischi! Workers of the world, unite!

How do so-called Religious/Christian people really think homosexuality is even a sin? That would be nonsense. In fact, LGBT people need love instead of contempt/hatred. The word Homosexual didn't appear until the 1850s.

In 2024, deaths exceeded the number of births in Russia by 142,759 people. More couples get divorced than get married: 210,215 marriages versus 213,332 divorces in the first four months of 2024.

My name Brutalsky. Gulag is my spiritual home.

Deputy of the lower chamber of parliament Milonov made the following proposal:

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Chairman of the Upper Chamber of Parliament Valentina Matvienko speaking about Special Military Operation.

The lower chamber of parliament has prepared a bill that bans advertising on the social network Instagram that has already been banned.

Former head of the State Design Bureau “Rainbow” brigade that designs hypersonic cruise missiles Sergei Korotkikh deleted folder entitled Trash from his computer.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Korotkikh faces up to eight years in penal colony.

“We need to take all the goods from sex shops, load them onto bombers and drop them on the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Let these rubber dildos and vaginas knock them on the heads!”

There were critically important calculations, the loss of which was almost worth the disruption of the state defense order.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

I offer you to play game True or False with me. I write news, quotes and official statistics and you decide if it really happened or it was made up. I warn you that your instincts will be telling you it’s false but it isn’t!

“We didn’t do anything bad to anyone. We didn’t invade any country, unlike the United States.”

A dog named “Koksik” (slang for “cocaine”) is introduced to robot dogs of the elderly gay couple in Moscow, Russia.

Do women lack the mental strength to succeed at STEM? There seems to be few women at STEM and more women leave STEM after a time of working at it. How can it be just sexism if women aren't banned from entering?